I'm Probably The Highest Paid Outdoor Entertainer

Men Aren’t Attracted To Me By My Mind. They’re Attracted By What I Don’t Mind.

I've Got Everything I Had 20 Years Ago, Except Now It's All Lower.

A Naked Dog For A Naked Lady.

God Is Love, But Get It In Writing.

I Have Everything I Had Twenty Years Ago, Only It's All A Little Bit Lower.