I'm Probably The Highest Paid Outdoor Entertainer

It's Not What You Do. It's The Way You Do It-stripping, Or Writing, Or Talking . . . Or Just Breathing. Do It With An Air, And Never Admit You're Scared.

A Naked Dog For A Naked Lady.

I've Got Everything I Had 20 Years Ago, Except Now It's All Lower.

If A Thing Is Worth Doing, It Is Worth Doing Slowly ... Very Slowly.

She's Descended From A Long Line Her Mother Listened To.