In Real Life I'm A Tall, Blond

If You Have The Old Testament At Home, If You Flip The Corner Pages, You Can See Jesus Riding A Horse.

What Do Japanese Jews Love To Eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.

I Think Of Alan Thicke As Perry Como Without The Excitement.

If The Police Ever Try To Pick Me Up, Michael Jackson Told Me I Can Hide Out At His House.

I Used To Go To The Improvisation Comedy Club Every Night In Times Square. How I Didn't Get Killed In That Area Either Means That 1) God Is Watching Over Me Or 2) I Am So Insignificant To God That He Didn't Bother Having Me Killed.