In Real Life I'm A Tall, Blond

Nothing Can Help My Comedy.

I Wanted To Be A Brain Surgeon, But I Had A Bad Habit Of Dropping Things.

I've Never Been One Of Those Who Wanted To Fill My Calendar Up 90 Percent Of The Time.

If A Comedian Tells A Joke That You Find Funny, You Laugh. If He Tells A Joke You Do Not Find Funny, Dont Laugh. Or You Could Possibly Go As Far As Groaning Or Rolling Your Eyes. Then You Wait For His Next Joke; If Thats Funny, Then You Laugh. If Its Not, You Dont Laugh - Or At Very Worst, You Can Leave Quietly.

One Pleasant Surprise Was When I Interviewed Butch Patrick. I Was Expecting This Bitter Old Drunk, And Instead He Had A Total Sense Of Humor About His Career And His Drinking And Drug Problem.