In Real Life I'm A Tall, Blond

People Have Many Theories About Comedy, But Being Just Plain Funny Is The One Most Important Thing.

A Landlord Is Showing A Couple Around An Apartment. The Husband Looks Up And Says, 'wait A Minute. This Apartment Doesn't Have A Ceiling.' The Landlord Answers, 'that's Ok. The People Upstairs Don't Walk Around That Much.'

I'd Make Jack Benny Look Like A Philanthropist.

I Guess If They Ever Do A Remake Of 'sophie's Choice,' I Could Play The Meryl Streep Part. I've Got To Work On My Polish Accent. Maybe I'll Be The Definitive King Lear One Day. You Know, If They Ever Feel That King Lear Should Be More Jewy.

There Definitely Is Exposure In Reality Shows, But The Exposure Will Basically Get You More Reality Shows.