Nothing Can Help My Comedy.

I Think A Lot Of People Have Too Much Time On Their Hands.

I Predict One Of These Two Teams Will Win The Super Bowl.

No, Generally I Think Influence Is Used As A Nice Word For Plagiarism.

If A Comedian Tells A Joke That You Find Funny, You Laugh. If He Tells A Joke You Do Not Find Funny, Dont Laugh. Or You Could Possibly Go As Far As Groaning Or Rolling Your Eyes. Then You Wait For His Next Joke; If Thats Funny, Then You Laugh. If Its Not, You Dont Laugh - Or At Very Worst, You Can Leave Quietly.

If The Police Ever Try To Pick Me Up, Michael Jackson Told Me I Can Hide Out At His House.