Nothing Can Help My Comedy.

I Think A Lot Of People Have Too Much Time On Their Hands.

I've Never Been One Of Those Who Wanted To Fill My Calendar Up 90 Percent Of The Time.

Well, I Play Jews And Parrots. Parrots Are How I've Branched Out.

I Have Always Felt Comedy And Tragedy Are Roommates. If You Look Up Comedy And Tragedy, You Will Find A Very Old Picture Of Two Masks. One Mask Is Tragedy. It Looks Like Its Crying. The Other Mask Is Comedy. It Looks Like Its Laughing. Nowadays, We Would Say, How Tasteless And Insensitive. A Comedy Mask Is Laughing At A Tragedy Mask.

If I Could Cause World Peace By Taking Someone Out To Lunch, I'd Go, 'well, War Isn't That Terrible.'