My Uncle Was The Town Drunk -

If You Build A Better Mousetrap, You Will Catch Better Mice.

Did You Ever Get The Feeling That The World Was A Tuxedo And You Were A Pair Of Brown Shoes?

My Uncle Was The Town Drunk - And We Lived In Chicago.

College Is A Place To Keep Warm Between High School And An Early Marriage.

When I Go To A Party, Nobody Says Hello. But When I Leave, Everybody Says Goodbye.