My Uncle Was The Town Drunk -

Never Put Off Until Tomorrow What You Can Do Today -- For Tomorrow's Gonna Be Bad Enough As It Is.

Did You Ever Get The Feeling That The World Was A Tuxedo And You Were A Pair Of Brown Shoes?

When I Go To A Party, Nobody Says Hello. But When I Leave, Everybody Says Goodbye.

If Inflation Continues To Soar, You're Going To Have To Work Like A Dog Just To Live Like One

If You Build A Better Mousetrap, You Will Catch Better Mice.