If You Build A Better Mousetrap, You

My Uncle Was The Town Drunk - And We Lived In Chicago.

When I Go To A Party, Nobody Says Hello. But When I Leave, Everybody Says Goodbye.

If You Build A Better Mousetrap, You Will Catch Better Mice.

Did You Ever Get The Feeling That The World Was A Tuxedo And You Were A Pair Of Brown Shoes?

Where I Play, The Greens Always Break Toward The Bar.