I've Never Been Drunk, But Often I've

Where I Play, The Greens Always Break Toward The Bar.

If Inflation Continues To Soar, You're Going To Have To Work Like A Dog Just To Live Like One

My Uncle Was The Town Drunk - And We Lived In Chicago.

If You Build A Better Mousetrap, You Will Catch Better Mice.

I've Never Been Drunk, But Often I've Been Overserved.