You Can't Make Souffle Rise Twice.

People In Washington Seem As Hypnotized By Precedence As Though They Were Hens With Their Beaks On A Chalk Line.

I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.

I've Always Believed In The Adage That The Secret Of Eternal Youth Is Arrested Development.

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.

He Sprang From The Grass Roots Of The Country Clubs Of America.