You Can't Make Souffle Rise Twice.

My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.

If You Have Nothing Good To Say About Anyone, Come And Sit With Me.

... [woman Suffrage] Has Made Little Difference Beyond Doubling The Number Of Voters. There Is No Woman's Vote As Such. They Divide Up Just About As Men Do.

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.

[on Washington, D.c.:] A Town Of Successful Men And The Women They Married Before They Were Successful.