I Tell My Children To Avoid Theatre

For Me, Life Has Either Been A Wake Or A Wedding.

When Did I Realize I Was God? Well, I Was Praying And I Suddenly Realized I Was Talking To Myself.

I'm Not Working-class: I Come From The Criminal Classes.

My Dear Sir, It Haunted Me For The Rest Of My Life.

I Tell My Children To Avoid Theatre And Go Into Cinema And Tv.