I Tell My Children To Avoid Theatre

Booze Is The Most Outrageous Of Drugs Which Is Why I Chose It.

I Have No Memories I'm Prepared To Share With You.

I Will Not Be An Ordinary Man, Because I Have A Right To Be Extraordinary.

I'm A Working Stiff, Baby, Just Like Everybody Else.

Writing Is A Kind Of Performing Art, And I Can't Sit Down To Write Unless I'm Dressed. I Don't Mean Dressed In A Suit, But Dressed Well And Comfortably And I Have To Be Shaved And Bathed.