I Tell My Children To Avoid Theatre

Most Difficult Thing In The World, To Write A Play. Do You Know The Story Of Shaw At The Fabian Society? H.g. Welles Said "i'm Terribly Sorry I've Missed The Last Five Meetings, I've Been Terribly Busy, I'm Engaged In Writing A Scientific Pamphlet On The Effects Of Radioactivity In 1984 And I've Produced A Novel, And Various Pieces Of Science Fiction To Do, And I've Had A Bit Of Personal Trouble, And I Had My Copy To Bring Out For The Newspaper." Shaw Leapt Up And Said, "i've Not Missed One Meeting, And I Have Written A Play!" Hardest Thing In The World. If It Were Easy They'd All Be At It.

Writing Is A Kind Of Performing Art, And I Can't Sit Down To Write Unless I'm Dressed. I Don't Mean Dressed In A Suit, But Dressed Well And Comfortably And I Have To Be Shaved And Bathed.

If You Cannot Say What You Mean, Your Majesty, You Will Never Mean What You Say And A Gentleman Should Always Mean What He Says.

For Me, Life Has Either Been A Wake Or A Wedding.

Everyone Praises Sachin Tendulkar. He May Be A Genius In His Own Right But In My Book, Rahul Dravid Is The Artist. Dravid's Defence Tactics, His Strokes, His Cuts, His Grace Are Truly Amazing. I'd Like To Meet The Chap Sometime And Take My Hat Off To Him.