Farce Is Tragedy Played At A Thousand

The Only Rule I Have Found To Have Any Validity In Writing Is Not To Bore Yourself.

Success Is Good For The Character.

I Found Criminal Clients Easy And Matrimonial Clients Hard. Matrimonial Clients Hate Each Other So Much And Use Their Children To Hurt Each Other In Beastly Ways. Murderers Have Usually Killed The One Person In The World That Was Bugging Them And They're Usually Quite Peaceful And Agreeable.

The Worst Fault Of The Working Classes Is Telling Their Children They're Not Going To Succeed, Saying: There Is Life, But It's Not For You.

The Shelf Life Of The Modern Hardback Writer Is Somewhere Between The Milk And The Yoghurt.