Best Slap Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

I'm Supposed To Be This Complete Slapper, That's My Reputation.

Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.

The Confusing Thing Is We Now Live In A Society Where It's Not Illegal To Be An Asshole, But It's Illegal To Slap One.

I'm Completely In Charge Of My Own Life Now. Sometimes There's No One There To Slap Me On The Hand And Say: 'stop Being So Bullish And Bossy,' And Things Like That.

People Still Talk About A British Sense Of Humour, Or French Slapstick Or How The Germans Have No Sense Of Humour - And It's Just Rubbish. I Do Strongly Feel That We Are All The Bloody Same.

Why Slap Them On The Wrist With Feather When You Can Belt Them Over The Head With A Sledgehammer.

A Correct Answer Is Like An Affectionate Kiss.

I Like Both Slapstick And Contradiction. Like Philosophers.

Man Has Slapped Nature In The Face. If You Slap It, It Will Slap You Back.

It's Not The Worst Thing To Slap A Woman Now And Then.

It's Fun To Slap People Around.

Live Not For Battles Won. Live Not For The-end-of-the-song. Live In The Along.