It's Fun To Slap People Around.

In The United States 95% Of The People Who Win Elections Have The Most Money. That's It. So, Money Is A Big Part Of Elections. But That Happens All The Time.

After Doing One Fine Day And Playing A Pediatrician On Er, I'll Never Have Kids. I'm Going To Have A Vasectomy.

I Can't Give You 150 Takes. I Can't Even Give You 30 Different Ways Of Doing It! I Don't Have The Talent Or The Range For It.

I Was In A Bar And I Said To A Friend, 'you Know, We've Become Those 40-year-old Guys We Used To Look At And Say, 'isn't It Sad?'

I'm Not Completely Against Khakis. It's Just The Level That You Have To Wear Them. The Higher You Pull Them, Then More Excruciating It Is.