It's Not The Worst Thing To Slap

I'm Swimming Every Day And I'm Even Trying To Get The Golf Swing Working Again - But That Might Take A Little Bit Longer.

I Hope To Work, Support My Children And Die Quietly Without Pain.

You Know, The Oscar I Was Awarded For The Untouchables Is A Wonderful Thing, But I Can Honestly Say That I'd Rather Have Won The U.s. Open Golf Tournament.

May God Grant Us The Wisdom To Discover Right, The Will To Choose It, And The Strength To Make It Endure.

Personally I Give Us . . . One Chance Of Three.