Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.

I Have Always Said That The Best Training To Be A Tv Newsman Or Anybody On Television Is To Do A Children's Show Because You Are Oblivious To The Fact That There Is A Camera There.

Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.

August Depresses Me A Little. I Don't Even Feel Like Eating. And When I Don't Eat, That's A Sure Sign Of Stagnation.

Remember Judy Garland? She Retired 40 Times.

Nobody Actually Talks To Anybody Anymore. People In Cubicles Next To Each Other, They E-mail Each Other.