Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.

Viewers Figure, 'uncle Willard Doesn't Know Any More About The Weather Than I Do.' They're Right.

Take A Microphone Out Of My Hands, And I'm Just Plain Folks.

I'm Southern Baptist, Not A Meteorologist.

When You Hit The Big Time, Big Money, Big Egos, People Don't Talk. You Have No Friends.

Positive Feelings Come From Being Honest About Yourself And Accepting Your Personality, And Physical Characteristics, Warts And All; And, From Belonging To A Family That Accepts You Without Question.