Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.

Nature's A Tranquilizer As You Get Older.

When I Was Just Starting Out In The Business, I Used To Love To Watch Lorne Greene Doing The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. I Said Right Then, 'that's What I Want To Do Someday,' And It's Been One Dream That Has Come True.

I've Always Had A Reputation As A Buffoon.

Librarians Have Always Been Among The Most Thoughtful And Helpful People. They Are Teachers Without A Classroom.

If I Go Down In For Anything In History, I Would Like To Be Known As The Person Who Convinced The American People That Catfish Is One Of The Finest Eating Fishes In The World.