Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.

I Talk Too Much. I Eat Too Much.

These Days, You Have To Have A Gimmick To Do The Weather. You Have To Have An Act.

Everyone Complains About The Weather, But Nobody Ever Seems To Do Anything About It.

I Run Me Like A Conglomerate, Because That's What I Am.

Bryant Gumbel's Ego Has Applied For Statehood. And If It's Accepted, It Will Be The Fifth-largest.