Best Kitten Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

No Man Can Tame A Tiger Into A Kitten By Stroking It.

When I Go Out With The Ladies, I Don't Force Them To Pronounce My Name. I Tell Them I Like To Go By The Nickname Of Kitten.

Just Like A Kitten That Thinks Its A Tiger.

I Had Rather Be A Kitten And Cry Mew Than One Of These Same Metre Ballet-mongers.

Life Is One Damned Kitten After Another." Mehitabel The Alley Cat

Life Is A Trick, Life Is A Kitten In A Sack.

Just Because A Cat Has Kittens In The Oven, That Doesn't Make Them Biscuits.

They Are Presented Attractively For The Same Reason That Kittens Are Cute - So That They Can Draw You In, Then Pounce On You For The Kill. Seriously. Stay Away From Kittens.

Cats Mean Kittens, Plentiful And Frequent.

In A Cat's Eye, All Things Belong To Cats.

Kitten, When Did You Get So Tall? (ravyn) I Grew While You Were In The Bathroom. (erika)

Never Pick Up A Stray Kitten . . . Unless You've Already Made Up Your Mind To Be Owned By It.