Just Like A Kitten That Thinks Its

I Wanted Myself. I Wouldn't Let What Was Mine Be Destroyed.

My Name Is Jared Howe. I Haven't Spoken To Another Human Being In More Than Two Years, So I'm Sure I Must Seem...a Little Crazy To You.

I Think Ian Likes You Too Much

You Aren't Exactly The Best Judge Of What Is Or Isn't Dangerous.

Bachelor Parties Are Designed For Those Who Are Sad To See The Passing Of Their Single Days. I Couldn’t Be More Eager To Have Mine Behind Me. So There’s Really No Point.