List Of Bathroom Quotes

I'm A Leave-the-bathroom-door-open Nudist, Which Is Sometimes Disconcerting For My Friends.

A Bathroom Should Be Sterile And Beautiful And Functional. It Should Exude Japanese-style Purity.

In High School I Was An Outcast I Wasn't Cool To Hang Out With. I Ate My Lunch In A Bathroom Stall Because That Was The One Place I Could Go Where I Wouldn't Been Seen.

Fang (sarcasticaly): Go Pick Out A Tree And I'll Carve Our Initials In It. Max: (screams And Goes In The Bathroom)

Having Two Bathrooms Ruined The Capacity To Co-operate.

We Are A Nation Of 20 Million Bathrooms, With A Humanist In Every Tub.

I Wish I Had A Nickel For Every Song That I've Left In The Bathroom, Written Down On A Matchbox, Or Just Totally Forgotten About

If I Had To Pick One Artist To Tile My Bathroom I Would Go With Mc Escher.

Rude Staff, Bad Lighting, And Dirty Bathrooms Are All Signs Of A Bad Restaurant And A Good Reason To Leave A Restaurant!

I Learned A Lot About What It Was Like To Have To Use Different Hotels And Not Use The Bathrooms, Which Made Me More Determined To Be An Activist.

I Do Have A Fantasy Life In Which I Can Grout Bathrooms - But Not For A Living.

Why Is It Illegal To Park In A Handicapped Parking Space But Okay To Go The Bathroom In A Handicapped Stall?