Life Is One Damned Kitten After Another."

There Is Always A Comforting Thought In Time Of Trouble When It Is Not Our Trouble.

I Once Heard The Survivors Of A Colony Of Ants That Had Been Partially Obliterated By A Cow's Foot Seriously Debating The Intention Of The Gods Towards Their Civilization.

Not Every Woman In Old Slippers Can Manage To Look Like Cinderella

Middle Age Is The Time When A Man Is Always Thinking That In A Week Or Two He Will Feel As Good As Ever.

When You Can't Have Anything Else, You Can Have Virtue.