Life Is One Damned Kitten After Another."

Middle Age Is The Time When A Man Is Always Thinking That In A Week Or Two He Will Feel As Good As Ever.

It Is A Cheering Thought To Think That God Is On The Side Of The Best Digestion.

My Heart Hath Followed All My Days Something I Cannot Name.

Vibrations Are The Key To Everything. Atoms Used To Be, But Atoms Have Quite Gone Out.

The Trouble With The Public Is That There Is Too Much Of It; What We Need In Public Is Less Quantity And More Quality.