Life Is One Damned Kitten After Another."

From 'the Lesson Of The Moth': And Before I Could Argue Him Out Of His Philosophy He Went And Immolated Himself On A Patent Cigar Lighter I Do Not Agree With Him Myself I Would Rather Have Half The Happiness And Twice The Longevity But At The Same Time I Wish There Was Something I Wanted As Badly As He Wanted To Fry Himself

Too Many Creatures Both Insects And Humans Estimate Their Own Value By The Amount Of Minor Irritation They Are Able To Cause To Greater Personalities Than Themselves.

A Sequel Is An Admission That You've Been Reduced To Imitating Yourself.

An Optimist Is The Person Who Has Never Had Any Experience At All.

Personally My Ambition Is To Get My Time As A Cockroach Shortened For Good Behavior And Be Promoted To A Revenue Officer It Is Not Much Of A Step Up But I Am Humble