List Of Bowling Quotes

It Would Be Hilarious If I Worked In A Bowling Alley.

I Love Bowling Almost As Much As I Love Not Bowling.

Bowling Would Be More Interesting If It Were Slightly Uphill.

You Know, The Bowling Alley Doesn‘t Seem To Be Improving My Game. That‘s The One Thing I Have Noticed.

Bowling, I Like Bowling. I've Been Getting Into This Bowling Thing. It's Kinda Fun.

In Bowling And In Life, If A Person Made The Spares, The Strikes Would Take Care Of Themselves.

Every Bowling Center Should Have A House Pro.

We're Goin Bowling. If We Don't Come Back, Avenge Our Deaths.

I Performed In A Bowling Alley Before While People Were Still Bowling. Cut The Check, And I Will Perform Anywhere.

And You Call Yourselves A Bowling Alley?

I Like Bowling. It's Just One Of Those Things Where I Can Do So Many Jokes About It Because I Do Know Bowling. Somebody Once Said, "the Whitest Things In The World Are Jim Gaffigan And Bowling."

“really, There Are Two Types Of People Who Go Bowling. There Are People Who Really, Really Love Bowling. Then There Are The People That Are Like: Wouldn’t It Be Hysterical If We Went Bowling?”