We're Goin Bowling. If We Don't Come

Boy, Everyone Is Stupid Except Me.

All My Life I've Been An Obese Man Trapped Inside A Fat Man's Body.

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The Strong Must Protect The Sweet.

The Single Best Augury Is To Fight For One's Country.