And You Call Yourselves A Bowling Alley?

The Government May Change Faces From Time To Time, But It's Not Like We Fight Wars For Democracy - We Fight Wars For Capitalism And For Oil.

In Sixth Grade, Some Kid Was Being Inappropriate With A Girl. I Said He Better Stop. Next Thing Were Fighting. Then Were At The Principals Office. I Got Just As Much Punishment As He Did, Even Though I Felt I Did The Right Thing.

And You Call Yourselves A Bowling Alley?

I Wrapped A Movie Called 'zombieland,' In Which I Was Constantly Under Assault By Zombies, Then Flew To New York, Still Very Much In Character. With My Daughter At The Airport I Was Startled By A Paparazzo, Who I Quite Understandably Mistook For A Zombie.

It's An Odd Beast, Fame. It's Got Multiple Personalities.