Every Bowling Center Should Have A House

I Was A Little, Skinny, Runt Kid, And I Decided That Bowling Was What I Was Going To Do In Life.

People In The Business Will Stay With You Through Drugs And Alcohol And Divorces And Insanity And Everything Else, But You Have A Failure, Pal, And They Don't Want To Know Nothing About You!

If The Material Is Inspiring And Motivates You, Then It Doesn't Really Matter What It Is.

My Sons Are A Hell Of A Lot Easier To Get Through To Than My Daughter Is. She Seems To Have My Number. She Can Just Run Through The Buttons.

I Pestered The Hell Out Of Everybody I Ran Into Until I Could Play The Guitar Well Enough To Write And Sing With It.