Every Bowling Center Should Have A House

I Try To Parent Equally, But I Think Little Girls Are A Little More Sensitive.

I Pestered The Hell Out Of Everybody I Ran Into Until I Could Play The Guitar Well Enough To Write And Sing With It.

I Was A Little, Skinny, Runt Kid, And I Decided That Bowling Was What I Was Going To Do In Life.

Once You Become Famous, There Is Nothing Left But To Become Infamous.

I Studied A Lot Of Foghorn Leghorn.