Well, You Didn't Design Your Beard Too

[after Accepting A Gift From A Kenyan Woman] You Are A Woman, Aren't You?

Young People Are The Same As They Always Were. They Are Just As Ignorant.

The Man Who Invented The Red Carpet Needed His Head Examined.

We Go Into The Red Next Year... I Shall Have To Give Up Polo.

It Is An Old Cliche To Say That The Future Is In The Hands Of The Young. This Is No Longer True. The Quality Of Life To Be Enjoyed Or The Existence To Be Survived By Our Children And Future Generations Is In Our Hands Now.