If I Have One More Facelift I'll

I Look Like A Woman, But I Think Like A Man.

I Never Could Get My Hair To Do What I Wanted It To Do, So I Started Wearing The Wigs. It All Came From A Very Serious Place. I Wanted To Look A Certain Way.

Songwriting Is My Way Of Channeling My Feelings And My Thoughts. Not Just Mine, But The Things I See, The People I Care About. My Head Would Explode If I Didn't Get Some Of That Stuff Out.

I Never Have Thought I Was Beautiful And I Never Can Get Beautiful Enough. I'm Always Doing Whatever I Can To Look As Good As I Can, Nipping And Tucking If Necessary. When You're Older, You Probably Look More Bizarre To People. But I Don't Care. I'm Just Totally Convinced That It's More Important That I Be Happy With Me.

I Look At Myself Like A Show Dog. I've Got To Keep Her Clipped And Trimmed And In Good Shape.