Best Shaving Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

Death Leaves Cans Of Shaving Cream Half-used.

Though It`s A Small Price To Pay, Shaving My Head Has Opened More Doors Than I Ever Thought Possible.

Shaving Your Head Is Acceptable. It's When You Start Wearing Toupees And Brushing Your Hair Over That Things Go Wrong.

Of The Seven Dwarfs, The Only One Who Shaved Was Dopey. That Should Tell Us Something About The Wisdom Of Shaving.

It Was Bad On Linda. She Had To Deal With This Guy Who Didn't Want To Get Out Of Bed And, If He Did, Wanted To Go Back To Bed Pretty Soon After. He Wanted To Drink Earlier And Earlier Each Day And Didn't Really See The Point In Shaving. I Was Generally Pretty Morbid.

Having A Beard Is Natural. When You Think About It, Shaving It Off Is Quite Weird.

I Guess I'm Not That Metrosexual. My Bathroom Cabinet Is Hardly Overflowing With Products. I Only Really Have My Stuff For Shaving. I Can't Honestly Say I Moisturise, Though I Probably Should.

Like A Barber's Chair That Fits All Buttocks.

You Know, I Would Date, If I Could Find A Man Worth Shaving My Legs For. (grace)

Sasha Growled Low In His Throat. "send The Wolf To Watch Them," He Mocked In Falsetto. His Nostrils Flared. "i Swear Z, If I Live, I'm Going To Rip That Damned Goatee Off Your Face And Stick Your Shaving Cream In The Fridge.

Winning Is Like Shaving - You Do It Every Day Or You Wind Up Looking Like A Bum.

I Go Through Phases Where I Buy Only Speed Stick And Axe, And Noxzema Shaving Cream.