Youth Is When You Think You'll Live

A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.

Don't Drive As If You Own The Road; Drive As If You Own The Car.

Wouldn't You Like To Weigh What It Says On Your Driver's License?