Youth Is When You Think You'll Live

The Brain Is Like A Tv Set; When It Goes Blank, It's A Good Idea To Turn Off The Sound.

If We Are What We Eat, Why Aren't We New, Improved, Fat-free, And Light.

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.

Crime In The Cities Is Very Discouraging. Apartment House Dwellers Have Locks, Bolts, Chains And Bars On Their Doors. It Takes A Tenant Longer To Get Out Than A Burglar To Get In.

Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People A Lot Of Guesswork.