Youth Is When You Think You'll Live

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.

Success Is When Your Name Is In Everything But The Telephone Directory.

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.