If You Believe The Past Can't Be

Don't Drive As If You Own The Road; Drive As If You Own The Car.

If You Believe The Past Can't Be Changed, You Haven't Read A Celebrity's Autobiography.

Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.