If You Believe The Past Can't Be

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.

Success Is When Your Name Is In Everything But The Telephone Directory.

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?