The Brain Is Like A Tv Set;

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

The Reason That So Many Of Us Cannot Save Money Is Because Of Our Friends. They're Always Buying Something We Can't Afford.

Don't Drive As If You Own The Road; Drive As If You Own The Car.

An Expert Is Someone Called In At The Last Minute To Share The Blame.