The Brain Is Like A Tv Set;

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.

Success Has A Simple Formula: Do Your Best, And People May Like It.

If We Are What We Eat, Why Aren't We New, Improved, Fat-free, And Light.

When A Husband Says, "i Run Things In My Home" He May Mean The Washing Machine, The Dishwasher And The Vacuum Cleaner.

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.