You're Only As Young As The Woman

And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me, It Might Go Off!

Those Are My Principles, And If You Don't Like Them... Well, I Have Others.

I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today. I Can Choose Which It Shall Be. Yesterday Is Dead, Tomorrow Hasn't Arrived Yet. I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.

Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Shall Let In The Light.