You're Only As Young As The Woman

You Can Leave In A Huff. Or You Can Leave In A Minute And A Huff.

Politics Is The Art Of Looking For Trouble, Finding It Everywhere, Diagnosing It Incorrectly And Applying The Wrong Remedies.

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.

Was That You Or The Duck?

I'll Never Forget My Wedding Day... They Threw Vitamin Pills