You're Only As Young As The Woman

I'm Not Feeling Very Well - I Need A Doctor Immediately. Ring The Nearest Golf Course.

What Have Future Generations Ever Done For Us?

I Was So Long Writing My Review That I Never Got Around To Reading The Book.

My Favourite Poem Is The One That Starts 'thirty Days Hath September' Because It Actually Tells You Something.

I Think You've Got Something There, But I'll Wait Outside Until You Clean It Up.