I Was So Long Writing My Review

I Am A Man And You Are A Woman. I Can't Think Of A Better Arrangement.

I Was So Long Writing My Review That I Never Got Around To Reading The Book.

How Do You Feel About Women's Rights? I Like Either Side Of Them.

Dig Trenches? With Our Men Being Killed Off Like Flies? There Isn't Time To Dig Trenches. We'll Have To Buy Them Ready Made.

My Favourite Poem Is The One That Starts 'thirty Days Hath September' Because It Actually Tells You Something.