I Was So Long Writing My Review

I Hope They Bury Me Near A Strait Man

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.

Remember, The Grass Is Always Greener Where You Don't Happen To Be The Neighbor.

Many Years Ago I Chased A Woman For Almost Two Years, Only To Discover That Her Tastes Were Exactly Like Mine: We Both Were Crazy About Girls.

In America You Can Go On The Air And Kid The Politicians, And The Politicians Can Go On The Air And Kid The People.