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Your Husband Drinks Too Much If He Says He Never Drinks Alone, But Considers The Goldfish Somebody.

-Phyllis Diller

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Your Husband Drinks Too Much If He

Phyllis Diller

Your Husband Drinks Too Much If He Says He Never Drinks Alone, But Considers The Goldfish Somebody.

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