All I Ever Learned At My Mother's

Old Age Is When The Liver Spots Show Through Your Gloves.

Burt Reynolds Once Asked Me Out. I Was In His Room.

I Was In A Beauty Contest Once. I Not Only Came In Last, I Was Hit In The Mouth By Miss Congeniality.

It's A Certain Kind Of Immortality, Because Those Disney Films Do Go On And On And On.

Actually, I Comb My Hair Quite Often. Of Course, I Use An Electric Toothbrush.