All I Ever Learned At My Mother's

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Means Nothing.

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Has Nothing To Do With It.

The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I Said: Is There Any Hope? He Said: Yes. Reincarnation.

Fang Can't Stand To See Trash & Garbage Lying Around The House. He Can't Stand The Competition.

I Should Have Suspected My Husband Was Lazy. On Our Wedding Day, His Mother Told Me: "i'm Not Losing A Son; I'm Gaining A Couch."