Your Country Is One Of The Most

The More People There Are, The More Food We Need, The More Space We Occupy, The More Resources And Consumer Goods We Wish To Have And The More Development Has To Take Place

If It Has Got Four Legs And It Is Not A Chair, If It Has Got Two Wings And It Flies But Is Not An Aeroplane, And If It Swims And It Is Not A Submarine, The Cantonese Will Eat It.

The Biggest Waste Of Water In The Country By Far. You Spend Half A Pint And Flush Two Gallons.

A Horse Which Stops Dead Just Before A Jump And Thus Propels Its Rider Into A Graceful Arc Provides A Splendid Excuse For General Merriment.

A Gun Is No More Dangerous Than A Cricket Bat In The Hands Of A Madman.