So You Are The People Tearing Down

Cats Kill Far More Birds Than Men. Why Don't You Have A Slogan: 'kill A Cat And Save A Bird?'

Only A Scotsman Can Really Survive A Scottish Education.

It's My Custom To Say Something Flattering To Begin With So I Shall Be Excused If I Put My Foot In It Later On.

When A Man Opens A Car Door For His Wife, It's Either A New Car Or A New Wife.

The Man Who Invented The Red Carpet Needed His Head Examined.