Washing Your Car And Polishing It All

The Worst Feature Of A New Baby Is Its Mother's Singing.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

Some People Pay A Compliment As If They Expected A Receipt.

I Don't Look For Much To Come Out Of Government Ownership As Long As We Have Democrats And Republicans.

Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little Child Something Useful For Christmas.