Washing Your Car And Polishing It All

Of All The Home Remedies, A Good Wife Is Best.

The Less A Statesman Amounts To, The More He Loves The Flag.

A Bee Is Never As Busy As It Seems; It's Just That It Can't Buzz Any Slower.

I Will Say This For Adversity: People Seem To Be Able To Stand It, And That Is More Than I Can Say For Prosperity.

Every Father Expects His Boy To Do The Things He Wouldn't Do When He Was Young.