Washing Your Car And Polishing It All

Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

The World Gets Better Every Day - Then Worse Again In The Evening.

Where Ignorance Is Bliss It's Foolish To Borrow Your Neighbor's Newspaper.