If At First You Do Succeed Don't

We're All Self-made Men, But Not Very Many Of Us Have Stayed On The Job.

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.

Beauty Is . . . A Valuable Asset If You're Poor Or Haven't Any Sense.

Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To Pay Enough To Suit Some People.

My Idea Of Walking Into The Jaws Of Death Is Marrying Some Woman Who Has Lost Three Husbands.