After A Fellow Gets Famous It Doesn't

Hon Editor Cale Fluhart Was A Power Politically Fer Years, But He Never Got Prominent Enough T' Have His Speeches Garbled.

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes What's Going To Be Will Be Postponed

Lots Of Folks Confuse Bad Management With Destiny.

Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative When They Are Only Stupid.