You Want To Look Younger... Rent Smaller

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.

I Honestly Believe There Is Absolutely Nothing Like Going To Bed With A Good #book; Or A Friend Who's #read One.

Once Fang Took Pep Pills And They Worked - The Only Time He Ever Ran To Bed.

I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.

Have The Man At The Station Put The Air In The Tires. I Did It Once Myself. Have You Ever Seen A Car With A Limp?