You Want To Look Younger... Rent Smaller

I Still Take The Pill. I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

One [expert] Said, 'always Have A Baby Sitter Who Is Acquainted With Your Children.' If They Were Acquainted With My Children, They Wouldn't Sit!

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Means Nothing.

My Father Used To Call Me The Laughing Hyena.

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.