You Want To Look Younger... Rent Smaller

You Know You're Old If They Have Discontinued Your Blood Type.

My Eight-year-old Bought A Bicycle With The Money He Saved By Not Smoking.

I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk In Central Park At Night... And Reduce The Crime Rate.

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.

I Serve Dinner In Three Phases: Serve The Food, Clear The Table, Bury The Dead.