How Do You Know They're Growing Up?

I Became A Stand-up Comedienne Because I Had A Sit-down Husband.

Once Fang Took Pep Pills And They Worked - The Only Time He Ever Ran To Bed.

When I Go To The Beach, My Grandchildren Try To Make Words Out Of The Veins In My Legs. That's Why I Still Take The Pill; I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

If Your Husband Wants To Lick The Beaters On The Mixer, Shut Them Off Before You Give Them To Him.

You Can Say The Nastiest Things About Yourself Without Offending Anyone.