You Take Care And I Hope I'll

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.

They Say Love Thy Neighbor As Thy Self , What Am I Supposed To Do Jerk Him Off Too?

I Drink Too Much. The Last Time I Gave A Urine Sample It Had An Olive In It.

I'll Tell Ya, My Wife And I, We Don't Think Alike. She Donates Money To The Homeless, And I Donate Money To The Topless!

When We Got Married My Wife Told Me I Was One In A Million. I Found Out She Was Right.