You Take Care And I Hope I'll

My Kids Scotch Tape Worms To The Sidewalk And Watch The Birds Get Hernias.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Once A Guy Pulled A Knife On Me. I Knew He Wasn't A Professional, The Knife Had Butter On It.

When I Told My Wife She Was Lousy In Bed - She Went Out - She Got A Second Opinion.

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens

I Tell Ya, My Wife, We Get Along Good Cause We Have Our Own Arrangement. I Mean, One Night A Week I Go Out With The Boys And One Night A Week, She Goes Out With The Boys.