You Take Care And I Hope I'll

Look Out For Number One And Try Not To Step In Number Two.

I Tell Ya, Sex Is Getting Harder All The Time. Me And My Wife Were Trying To Have Sex For Hours Last Night And I Finally Gave Up. I Asked Her, "what, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?"

I Told My Dentist My Teeth Are Going Yellow. He Told Me To Wear A Brown Tie.

If It Wasn't For Pick-pockets I'd Have No Sex Life At All.

I Told My Doctor, "i've Swallowed A Bottle Of Sleeping Pills" And He Told Me To Have A Few Drinks And Get Some Rest.