You Take Care And I Hope I'll

My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A Nail In The Spare!!

At Christmas Time I Sat On Santa's Lap. His Fly Was Open ! Boy What A Present He Gave Me !

At Twenty A Man Is Full Of Fight And Hope. He Wants To Reform The World. When He Is Seventy He Still Wants To Reform The World, But He Know He Can't.

On Halloween, The Parents Sent Their Kids Out Looking Like Me.

I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In Years. I Didn't Want To Interrupt Her.