If It Wasn't For Pick-pockets I'd Have

I Tell Ya When I Fly, I Don't Get No Respect. I Took One Of Those Cheap Flights, No Frills. I Finished Eatin' And Had To Do The Dishes.

When I Was A Kid My Parents Moved A Lot, But I Always Found Them.

When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My Mother Would Show Him A Picture Of Me.

I Once Asked A Policeman How Far It Was To The Subway. He Said, "i Don't Know, No One Has Ever Made It".

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Uncle Heard That Most Deaths Occurs Within Ten Miles Of The House...so He Moved.