If It Wasn't For Pick-pockets I'd Have

Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike. They Lie About The Milage.

Yeah, I Know I'm Ugly... I Said To A Bartender, 'make Me A Zombie.' He Said 'god Beat Me To It.'

I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A Tow Truck.

My Wife A Great Driver, She Once Hit A Deer. It Was In A Zoo. There Is A Pair Of Shoes On The Dashboard. They Belong To The Last Guy She Hit

It's Lonely On The Top When There's No One On The Bottom.