If It Wasn't For Pick-pockets I'd Have

I Don't Get No Respect. I Called Suicide Prevention. They Tried To Talk Me Into It.

My Uncle's Dying Wish - He Wanted Me On His Lap. He Was In The Electric Chair.

When I Was Kidnapped As A Child My Parents Sent A Letter To The Hijackers Me Pay 5,000 Dollars Or Your Back

The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls- Topless, Bottomless', I Went Inside And There Was Nobody There!

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, I Took Her To The Top Of The Empire State Building And Planes Started To Attack Her.