I Told My Dentist My Teeth Are

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.

She Was So Fat That Her Bikini Is Made Out Of Two Bed Sheets (king-size).

My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex. Once Every Four Years.

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.

I Like Southern Girls. They Talk So Slow That By The Time They Say No, I Made It Already.