You Shouldn't Punish Others For Your Own

A Lawyer Is A Man Who Helps You Get What Is Coming To Him.

Incompetence Plus Incompetence Equals Incompetence.

Don't Knock The Rich. When Did A Poor Person Give You A Job?

I Inherited My Ability From Both Parents; My Mother's Ability For Spending Money, And My Father's Ability For Not Earning It.

Originality Is The Fine Art Of Remembering What You Hear But Forgetting Where You Heard It.