You Shouldn't Punish Others For Your Own

A Philosopher Is A Blind Man In A Dark Room Looking For A Black Cat That Isn't There. A Theologian Is The Man Who Finds It.

A Pessimist Is A Man Who Looks Both Ways When He Crosses The Street.

As A Matter Of Fact Is An Expression That Precedes Many An Expression That Isn't.

A True Friend Will See You Through When Others See That You Are Through.

The Incompetent With Nothing To Do Can Still Make A Mess Of It.