Before Publishers' Blurbs Were Invented, Authors Had

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The Advantage Of Modern Means Of Communication Is They Enable You To Worry About Things In All Of The World

Reality Is For People Who Can't Face Drugs.

Equal Opportunity Means Everyone Will Have A Fair Chance At Being Incompetent.