Ignorance Is The Mother Of Research.

You Can Always Tell A Real Friend: When You've Made A Fool Of Yourself He Doesn't Feel You've Done A Permanent Job.

Every Girl Should Use What Mother Nature Gave Her Before Father Time Takes It Away.

The Incompetent With Nothing To Do Can Still Make A Mess Of It.

There Is No Stigma Attached To Recognizing A Bad Decision In Time To Install A Better One.

Scientists Are Still Trying To Produce Life In The Laboratory, But It Shouldn't Be Difficult If The Laboratory Assistant Is Pretty And Willing.