Ignorance Is The Mother Of Research.

The Cave-dweller's Wife Complained That He Hadn't Dragged Her Anywhere In Months.

Every Man Serves A Useful Purpose: A Miser, For Example, Makes A Wonderful Ancestor.

It's Strange That Men Should Take Up Crime When There Are So Many Legal Ways To Be Dishonest.

If You Can't Keep Up, Drag Them Down To Your Level.

The Best Intelligence Test Is What We Do With Our Leisure.