Slump, And The World Slumps With You.

An Optimist Is One Who Makes The Best Of It When He Gets The Worst Of It.

Every Man Serves A Useful Purpose: A Miser, For Example, Makes A Wonderful Ancestor.

Reality Is For People Who Can't Face Drugs.

In A Hierarchy Every Employee Tends To Rise To His Level Of Incompetence ... In Time Every Post Tends To Be Occupied By An Employee Who Is Incompetent To Carry Out Its Duties ... Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.

Fortune Knocks But Once, But Misfortune Has Much More Patience.