You Should Get Married. When I Was

For Some Reason, Religious Jokes Seem As Trivial As Jokes About Food Or Driving.

You Know, A Lot Of Girls Go Out With Me Just To Further Their Careers...damn Anthropologists.

I Was The Kid Next Door's Imaginary Friend.

I Don't Really Hang Out With People. I Like To Be By Myself. In Fact, I've Been Arrested A Few Times Because I Like To Walk Around At Two Or Three In The Morning, Looking At Shop Windows. The Cops Take Me To The Station And Fingerprint Me. But I Wouldn't Call That Hanging Out.

I Was Sleeping The Other Night, Alone, Thanks To The Exterminator.