I Don't Know If I Was Put

I Don't Have To Tell You Folks About Scuba Diving. So, That'll Save Some Time.

England Is Better Only Because I Stand Out There As 'unusual'.

I Was At A Bar Nursing A Beer. My Nipple Was Getting Quite Soggy.

People Always Ask Me, 'where Were You When Kennedy Was Shot?' Well, I Don't Have An Alibi.

Once I Was In A Restaurant And I Dropped My Fork On The Floor, And They Gave Me A New Fork. So I Pushed My Girlfriend Out Of Her Chair.