I Don't Know If I Was Put

Girls Throw Their Panties On The Stage, But Rarely If Ever Do They Fit.

Some Comedians Change Their Style, Often To Their Advantage; But I See No Reason Why I Can't Continue With The "urbane Sophisticate" 'til The Day I Die.

Don't Wear Fur! Did You Know, A Single Fur Coat Takes Fifteen Trees, Just For The Protest Signs?

Every Time I See Dan Quayle I Feel Like Buying A Vowel.

How Many People Here Have Telekenetic Powers? Raise My Hand.