I Don't Know If I Was Put

Now There's A Seven-day Waiting Period To Buy A Gun. Who Can Stay Mad That Long?

The Scots Are A Very Tough People. They Have Drive-by Headbuttings. In Glasgow A Sweatband Is Considered A Silencer.

Christmas Seems To Start Earlier And Earlier Every Year. Like, This Time, It's On December 25th.

I Used To Get Drunk Every Night Until I Puked. Finally I Admitted, "i Am A Bulemic".

I Was Walking Down The Street The Other Day And These Construction Workers Were Working On The Roof Hammering Away. One Of Them Told Me I Was A Paranoid Lunatic... In Morse Code.