You Must Judge A Man's Greatness By

One Wants Recovery To Start From The Bottom, And The Other Wants It To Start From The Top. I Don't Know Which Is Right. I've Never Heard Of Anybody Suggesting That They Might Start It In The Middle, So I Hereby Make That Suggestion. To Start Recovery Halfway Between The Two, Because It's The Middle Class That Does Everything Anyhow. But I Don't Know Anything About It.

The Man Who Never Makes A Mistake Must Get Tired Of Doing Nothing.

The Best Way To Make A Fire With Two Sticks Is To Make Sure One Of Them Is A Match.

The Difference Between A Republican And A Democrat Is That The Democrat Is A Cannibal, They Live Off Each Other, While The Republicans Live Off The Democrats.

Everybody Is Ignorant, Only On Different Subjects.