Congress Is Deadlocked And Can’t Act.

More Words Ain't Good For Anything In The World Only To Bring On More Argument.

Our Country Has Plenty Of Five-cent Cigars, But The Trouble Is They Charge Fifteen Cents For Them.

The Only Way You Can Beat The Lawyers Is To Die With Nothing.

A Difference Of Opinion Is What Makes Horse Racing And Missionaries.

All I Know Is Just What I Read In The Papers, And That's An Alibi For My Ignorance.