Liberty Doesn't Work As Well In Practice

There Is No Credit To Being A Comedian, When You Have The Whole Government Working For You. All You Have To Do Is Report The Facts. I Dont Even Have To Exaggerate.

Steak On The Plate Went Up. Steak On The Hoof Went Down.

The Business Of Government Is To Keep The Government Out Of Business - That Is, Unless Business Needs Government Aid.

We Are All Here For A Spell, Get All The Good Laughs You Can.

More Men Have Been Elected Between Sundown And Sunup Than Ever Were Elected Between Sunup And Sundown.